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The Alluring Sercet of Romance Novels

The Alluring Sercet of Romance Novels

Romance novels have become bestsellers because they prey on the hopeless romantic. Story lines complete with the perfect mate, the perfect situation, and the perfect romance leave many of us feeling like we’re stuck in a pool of quicksand. The more we try to escape the romanticism, the harder it is to get away.

Romance novels are popular because they have mastered the craft of creative adjective placement which can make any generic sentence pop off the page. A technique we believe is the blueprint for a successful New York Best-Selling romance novel.

When adjectives are cleverly placed you are easily whisked into a world of make-believe. You are also suddenly captivated and convinced that your current love life is not what it’s cracked up to be.

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” are classic romance novel lines that give us false hope. It’s the illusion of finding Prince Charming riding in on a white horse and carriage that we are fascinated by and not that fact that the modern day Prince Charming is riding in on a broken-down Volkswagen buggy.

Wow, another “aha” moment!

We get it now. All those turned up faces on the train are not because they are unhappy. It’s the direct result from romance novels, the overzealous fantasies we buy into.

The next time you find yourself reading a romance novel, stop and look around and see how sweet your life will be when you start creating your own romance novel.





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Kinkster NYC Sizing Chart

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WIDTH: The body width is measured by laying the shirt flat on it's back, keeping it free from wrinkles, and measuring from one arm pit to the other arm pit.

LENGTH: The body length is measured from neck seam to the bottom of the T-shirt.

APPROXIMATE CHEST: Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest. Be sure to keep tape level across back and comfortably loose.