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Why Men Get Caught Cheating

Why Men Get Caught Cheating

Chelsea Handler said it best when she spoke about men cheating. They have DDH, they’re Deaf, Dumb and Horny.

Here are a few examples why they get caught:

They never delete their incoming and outgoing calls from the history and voice-mail. They never delete the text messages they don’t want to be mistakenly seen. (This will also avoid problems later when a partner begins to play I-Spy).

They seldom check their phones when they are not where they’re supposed to be. And phones sometimes mistakenly dial whomever they want (audio proof is a bitch). If they choose not to answer when their partner calls, they seem to forget to call back within the hour because they don’t stop what they’re doing.

When they do decide to call back, they prefer to stay inside instead of going outside. You may ask, why outside? It’s easier to explain outside noise rather than trying to explain the television or music in the background.

Now that our phones have GPS installed to track our exact locations, boys cheating would rather not be tracked, so they turn “OFF” their phones.  However, they are never prepared to answer why the phone was off. And usually they end up saying, I didn’t realize my phone was off, I left it home or it’s broken…totally dumb. 

"Cheating and lying do not just happen by accident.  They are intentional choices so stop hiding behind the word mistake when you get caught."

10 Warning Signs Your Boyfriend is Cheating (hubpages.com)





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